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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:09

Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Does meth make women super horny like it does men?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How can someone feel more FTM when AMAB?
Next, they tried...
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
What is an easy way to get your driver's license?
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share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
What do you think of Obito Uchiha?
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
When gallery photos are deleted at the same time, why are Google photos also deleted?
Then came..
No go.
So they tried
What is the American mobile phone number format?
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones