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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Does meth make women super horny like it does men?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What was your first impression of The Carter V by Lil Wayne? Did it feel like 2008 Wayne, when you heard the first few songs.

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How can someone feel more FTM when AMAB?

Next, they tried...

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

What is an easy way to get your driver's license?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

What do you think of Obito Uchiha?

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

When gallery photos are deleted at the same time, why are Google photos also deleted?

Then came..

No go.

So they tried

What is the American mobile phone number format?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?